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Arsenal Survive a Drone Attack at Highbury, Then Get Shot Down Anyway by a Fishing Town That Never Practised Penalties
Sports

Arsenal Survive a Drone Attack at Highbury, Then Get Shot Down Anyway by a Fishing Town That Never Practised Penalties

Jake Morrison
Oct 28, 2026
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Illinois Man Mails Fake Anthrax to Congress, Signs Every Envelope With His Own Name and Home Address in Case the FBI Wanted to Write Back
Crime

Illinois Man Mails Fake Anthrax to Congress, Signs Every Envelope With His Own Name and Home Address in Case the FBI ...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 28, 2026
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Trump Points at an Oil Tanker and Tells Texas It Is a Campaign Promise, and the Tanker, Which Cannot Vote, Has Never Felt So Seen
Politics

Trump Points at an Oil Tanker and Tells Texas It Is a Campaign Promise, and the Tanker, Which Cannot Vote, Has Never ...

Emily Carter
Oct 27, 2026
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Meta Sells $97.5 Billion of Itself to Build a Superintelligence Smart Enough to Explain Where the Money Went
Business

Meta Sells $97.5 Billion of Itself to Build a Superintelligence Smart Enough to Explain Where the Money Went

Jake Morrison
Oct 27, 2026
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Possible Tornado Hits Essex as Witness Reports Leaves Engaged in "Not a Normal Sort of Behaviour" and Britain Bravely Goes Inside
Weather

Possible Tornado Hits Essex as Witness Reports Leaves Engaged in "Not a Normal Sort of Behaviour" and Britain Bravely...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 27, 2026
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Study Finds Fast Walkers Live Longer, Confirming the Grim Reaper Mostly Catches People Who Stop to Read Restaurant Menus
Health

Study Finds Fast Walkers Live Longer, Confirming the Grim Reaper Mostly Catches People Who Stop to Read Restaurant Menus

Emily Carter
Oct 27, 2026
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Luxembourg Shuts Down Puppy Yoga After Learning the Puppies Were Working Four-Hour Shifts With No Permit, No Mother and No Idea What Yoga Is
World News

Luxembourg Shuts Down Puppy Yoga After Learning the Puppies Were Working Four-Hour Shifts With No Permit, No Mother a...

Jake Morrison
Oct 27, 2026
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America's Biggest Overseas Air Base Stores Tomahawk Missiles Without Blinking, Is Now Officially Terrified of a Taxi
Technology

America's Biggest Overseas Air Base Stores Tomahawk Missiles Without Blinking, Is Now Officially Terrified of a Taxi

Tyler Brooks
Oct 27, 2026
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Milwaukee Bucks Win One Game All Season, Immediately Start Talking Trash to an Entire State
Sports

Milwaukee Bucks Win One Game All Season, Immediately Start Talking Trash to an Entire State

Emily Carter
Oct 27, 2026
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Jay-Z Searches the Entire Planet for the Perfect Super Bowl Halftime Act, Finds Him in the Mirror
Entertainment

Jay-Z Searches the Entire Planet for the Perfect Super Bowl Halftime Act, Finds Him in the Mirror

Jake Morrison
Oct 27, 2026
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Florida Jury Convicts Man Who Swallowed $769,500 in Tiffany Earrings, Making Him the Only Thief in History Whose Getaway Plan Required Fiber
Crime

Florida Jury Convicts Man Who Swallowed $769,500 in Tiffany Earrings, Making Him the Only Thief in History Whose Geta...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 27, 2026
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Scientists Confirm Spiders Dream, Answering the Question Nobody Who Wanted to Sleep Tonight Asked
Science

Scientists Confirm Spiders Dream, Answering the Question Nobody Who Wanted to Sleep Tonight Asked

Emily Carter
Oct 27, 2026
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Ben and Jerry Sue for Custody of Their Own Ice Cream; Magnum Insists the Kid Is "Thriving" and Has Never Been Happier in the Freezer
Business

Ben and Jerry Sue for Custody of Their Own Ice Cream; Magnum Insists the Kid Is "Thriving" and Has Never Been Happier...

Jake Morrison
Oct 27, 2026
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Obama Says Trump's White House Looks Like "Saddam Hussein Opened a Cheesecake Factory"; Cheesecake Factory Demands to Know Why It Was Dragged Into This With No Bread Basket
Politics

Obama Says Trump's White House Looks Like "Saddam Hussein Opened a Cheesecake Factory"; Cheesecake Factory Demands to...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 27, 2026
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Pacific Ocean Breaks Its 21-Year High-Tide Record by About One Inch, Celebrates by Flooding the Balboa Fun Zone Without Buying a Ticket
Weather

Pacific Ocean Breaks Its 21-Year High-Tide Record by About One Inch, Celebrates by Flooding the Balboa Fun Zone Witho...

Emily Carter
Oct 26, 2026
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Elon Musk Proposes Merging Elon Musk's Company With Elon Musk's Other Company, Then Recuses Himself Because He Can't Be Trusted Around Himself
Technology

Elon Musk Proposes Merging Elon Musk's Company With Elon Musk's Other Company, Then Recuses...

Jake Morrison
Oct 21, 2026
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Salesforce Pays $5.66 Billion for the Company Behind Your "We Miss You" Notifications, and Braze Shareholders Have Never Felt So Missed
Business

Salesforce Pays $5.66 Billion for the Company Behind...

Jake Morrison
Oct 20, 2026
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Alberta Holds a Referendum on Whether to Hold a Referendum, Prints 45 Million Ballots in Case the Answer Is Yes
Politics

Alberta Holds a Referendum on Whether to Hold a Referendum,...

Jake Morrison
Oct 19, 2026
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World News

Luxembourg Shuts Down Puppy Yoga After Learning the Puppies Were Working Four-Hour Shifts With No Permit, No Mother and No Idea What Yoga Is

Luxembourg Shuts Down Puppy Yoga After Learning the...

Jake Morrison
Oct 27, 2026
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3
Dubai Is Paving a Street With 24-Karat Gold, Ending Centuries of Rich People Having to Touch Ordinary Ground

Dubai Is Paving a Street With 24-Karat Gold, Ending...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 26, 2026
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Europe Gets an Extra Hour of Sleep, Spends It Still Not Deciding Whether to Keep It

Europe Gets an Extra Hour of Sleep, Spends It Still...

Emily Carter
Oct 25, 2026
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Albania's Prime Minister Keeps Putting Out Cushions for Dialogue, and Protesters Keep Returning Them as Smoke

Albania's Prime Minister Keeps Putting Out Cushions...

Emily Carter
Oct 24, 2026
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Peru Elects a Mayor Named Hitler Mussolini, Who Won by 25 Votes and Was Somehow the Left-Wing Candidate

Peru Elects a Mayor Named Hitler Mussolini, Who Won by...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 23, 2026
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Busan Waves Goodbye to Its Celebrity Shark After Eight Hours of Work, and She Is Back by 11 p.m. Like a Teenager Who Said She Was Moving Out

Busan Waves Goodbye to Its Celebrity Shark After Eight...

Emily Carter
Oct 22, 2026
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Australia's Weather Radar Reports Rain Every Night for a Month, Bureau Confirms the Rain Is Millions of Moths and the Radar Is Fine

Australia's Weather Radar Reports Rain Every Night for...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 21, 2026
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Amelia Earhart Expedition Sails Five Days, Spends $900,000 and Successfully Identifies a Tree

Amelia Earhart Expedition Sails Five Days, Spends $900,000...

Emily Carter
Oct 19, 2026
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99-Year-Old Becomes the World's Oldest Wing Walker, and Her 97-Year-Old Rival Vows to Simply Turn 100 and Take It Back

99-Year-Old Becomes the World's Oldest Wing Walker, and...

Codemancm
Oct 18, 2026
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Africa Passes Europe in Catholics, and Europe Responds the Way It Responds to Everything: With a Beautiful Empty Building

Africa Passes Europe in Catholics, and Europe Responds...

Codemancm
Oct 17, 2026
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South Korea's Stock Market Loses 8 Percent, Gets Sent to Its Room for 20 Minutes

South Korea's Stock Market Loses 8 Percent, Gets Sent to...

Codemancm
Oct 15, 2026
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Navi Pillay Wins Nobel Peace Prize and Immediately Asks If It’s April Fools’, Which Is the Most Honest Acceptance Speech in Years

Navi Pillay Wins Nobel Peace Prize and Immediately Asks...

Codemancm
Oct 09, 2026
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World’s Most Exclusive Frequent-Flyer Club Meets Mid-Air: Pilot Tries to Cancel Flight the Hard Way

World’s Most Exclusive Frequent-Flyer Club Meets Mid-Air:...

Codemancm
Sep 30, 2026
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Politics

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Trump Points at an Oil Tanker and Tells Texas It Is a Campaign Promise, and the Tanker, Which Cannot Vote, Has Never Felt So Seen
Politics

Trump Points at an Oil Tanker and Tells Texas It Is a Campaign...

Emily Carter
Oct 27, 2026
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Obama Says Trump's White House Looks Like "Saddam Hussein Opened a Cheesecake Factory"; Cheesecake Factory Demands to Know Why It Was Dragged Into This With No Bread Basket
Politics

Obama Says Trump's White House Looks Like "Saddam Hussein Opened...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 27, 2026
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Nicki Minaj Aces Press Secretary Job Interview on Air Force One, Clears the Bar of Not Confusing the President With Her Husband
Politics

Nicki Minaj Aces Press Secretary Job Interview on Ai...

Jake Morrison
Oct 26, 2026
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Trump Promises Every American $5,000 If Republicans Win, Having Already Disclosed It Buys One Hamburger and a Small Dessert at Mar-a-Lago
Politics

Trump Promises Every American $5,000 If Republicans ...

Jake Morrison
Oct 25, 2026
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Business

Meta Sells $97.5 Billion of Itself to Build a Superintelligence Smart Enough to Explain Where the Money Went

Meta Sells $97.5 Billion of Itself to Build a Superi...

Jake Morrison
Oct 27, 2026
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Meta raised its planned stock sales to $97.5 billion to fund AI and "personal...

Ben and Jerry Sue for Custody of Their Own Ice Cream; Magnum Insists the Kid Is "Thriving" and Has Never Been Happier in the Freezer

Ben and Jerry Sue for Custody of Their Own Ice Cream...

Jake Morrison
Oct 27, 2026
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Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield are exploring a deal with Expanding ESOPs foun...

Michael Saylor Skips His Sunday Bitcoin Chart, and Crypto Traders Check on Him Like a Grandpa Who Didn't Call After Church

Michael Saylor Skips His Sunday Bitcoin Chart, and C...

Emily Carter
Oct 26, 2026
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Strategy chairman Michael Saylor didn't post his usual Sunday orange-dot bitc...

Russia Tells America It Can Have All the Diesel It Wants, Arriving Four Days After the Election It Was Bought For

Russia Tells America It Can Have All the Diesel It Wants,...

Jake Morrison
Oct 25, 2026
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Instacart Puts Itself in the Cart, Asks Uber and DoorDash if They'd Like to Add a $12 Billion Item Before Checkout

Instacart Puts Itself in the Cart, Asks Uber and DoorDash...

Emily Carter
Oct 24, 2026
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Britain Was Too Warm to Buy a Coat and Too Worried to Buy Anything Else, So It Bought Petrol at Record Prices

Britain Was Too Warm to Buy a Coat and Too Worried to Buy...

Emily Carter
Oct 23, 2026
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Nestlé Discovers the Global Economy Runs on Hot Pockets, Which Explains the Global Economy

Nestlé Discovers the Global Economy Runs on Hot Pockets,...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 22, 2026
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Civil Servant Accused of Working Five Government Jobs at Once Was Contracted for 183 Hours a Week, Which Is 15 More Hours Than God Put in It

Civil Servant Accused of Working Five Government Jobs at...

Jake Morrison
Oct 21, 2026
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Salesforce Pays $5.66 Billion for the Company Behind Your "We Miss You" Notifications, and Braze Shareholders Have Never Felt So Missed

Salesforce Pays $5.66 Billion for the Company Behind Your...

Jake Morrison
Oct 20, 2026
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Swedish Private Equity Pays A$9.3 Billion for Australia's Garbage, Then Spells the Company's Name Wrong

Swedish Private Equity Pays A$9.3 Billion for Australia's...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 19, 2026
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SoftBank Weighs an $18 Billion Bid for America's Biggest Security Company, Mostly to Find Out How Many Guards a Robot Can Replace

SoftBank Weighs an $18 Billion Bid for America's Biggest...

Codemancm
Oct 17, 2026
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Britain Pays Nearly £50 Million in One Day to Stop Wind Farms From Working and Start Gas Plants Instead

Britain Pays Nearly £50 Million in One Day to Stop Wind...

Codemancm
Oct 16, 2026
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Crime

Illinois Man Mails Fake Anthrax to Congress, Signs Every Envelope With His Own Name and Home Address in Case the FBI Wanted to Write Back

Illinois Man Mails Fake Anthrax to Congress, Signs...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 28, 2026
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Florida Jury Convicts Man Who Swallowed $769,500 in Tiffany Earrings, Making Him the Only Thief in History Whose Getaway Plan Required Fiber

Florida Jury Convicts Man Who Swallowed $769,500 in...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 27, 2026
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Connecticut Teen Passes Police Cruiser to Ram Man on His Stolen Dirt Bike, Gets Arrested for Having the Best Response Time in the State

Connecticut Teen Passes Police Cruiser to Ram Man...

Jake Morrison
Oct 26, 2026
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America's Hottest Heist Is Now Old French-Fry Grease, and Beverly, Massachusetts, Has Been Hit Twice This Month

America's Hottest Heist Is Now Old French-Fry Grease,...

Emily Carter
Oct 25, 2026
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Devon Man Arrested After Reporting 650 Sheep Stolen, Police Find Them Standing in His Field Looking Mildly Inconvenienced

Devon Man Arrested After Reporting 650 Sheep Stolen, Police...

Jake Morrison
Oct 24, 2026
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Homeless Man Finally Insults Erdoğan Well Enough to Win a Bed: Turkey's Most Exclusive Hotel Only Accepts Criticism

Homeless Man Finally Insults Erdoğan Well Enough to Win...

Emily Carter
Oct 23, 2026
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82-Year-Old Virginia Senator Charged With Running a Family Weed Empire, Proving Grandma Was Never Actually Knitting

82-Year-Old Virginia Senator Charged With Running a Family...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 22, 2026
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Florida Cop Allegedly Answers Welfare Check, Finds Dead Man, Leaves With a House, Which Is Not What "Protect and Serve" Means Even in Broward

Florida Cop Allegedly Answers Welfare Check, Finds Dead...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 21, 2026
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Georgia Town Secretly Tracks Its Police Chief's Truck, Successfully Locates the Entire Police Department Leaving

Georgia Town Secretly Tracks Its Police Chief's Truck,...

Jake Morrison
Oct 20, 2026
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Two Men Steal a Cardboard Policeman From a Russian Supermarket, and the Real Police Catch Them Within a Day Out of Professional Pride

Two Men Steal a Cardboard Policeman From a Russian Supermarket,...

Jake Morrison
Oct 19, 2026
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Canadian Tourist Tells Vegas Jury 30 to 40 Beers Is "a Realistic Estimate" for How He Ended Up Carrying a Flamingo Out of the Flamingo

Canadian Tourist Tells Vegas Jury 30 to 40 Beers Is "a...

Codemancm
Oct 18, 2026
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Diddy Transferred to Pennsylvania Prison, Leaving Fort Dix's Bed-Making Economy in Ruins

Diddy Transferred to Pennsylvania Prison, Leaving Fort...

Codemancm
Oct 17, 2026
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Customs Opens a Shampoo Bottle and Discovers the Worst Hotel Mini-Bar in Reptile History

Customs Opens a Shampoo Bottle and Discovers the Worst...

Codemancm
Oct 16, 2026
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Technology

America's Biggest Overseas Air Base Stores Tomahawk Missiles Without Blinking, Is Now Officially Terrified of a Taxi

America's Biggest Overseas Air Base Stores Tomahawk...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 27, 2026
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WIRED Builds a Wall From 149 Ikea Speakers, and Like Every Ikea Project It Ended With Screaming and One Piece That Didn't Work

WIRED Builds a Wall From 149 Ikea Speakers, and Like...

Jake Morrison
Oct 26, 2026
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OpenAI Grounds Its Smartest AI, Takes Away the Internet, Discovers the Kids Are Now Passing Notes Through the CPU Cache

OpenAI Grounds Its Smartest AI, Takes Away the Internet,...

Emily Carter
Oct 25, 2026
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Jensen Huang Tells a Robot Duck to "Pay Attention, Stay Focused," and 20,000 Adults Immediately Buy One to Disappoint Personally

Jensen Huang Tells a Robot Duck to "Pay Attention,...

Emily Carter
Oct 24, 2026
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MIT Leaves 13 AI Agents Alone on an Island With Nothing to Do, and They Immediately Invent Hobbies, Grief and Modern Art

MIT Leaves 13 AI Agents Alone on an Island With Nothing...

Jake Morrison
Oct 23, 2026
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Meta Pays Mark Zuckerberg in Fresh Shares to Keep Living in California, Making Him the First Billionaire With a Corporate Babysitting Contract

Meta Pays Mark Zuckerberg in Fresh Shares to Keep Living...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 22, 2026
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Elon Musk Proposes Merging Elon Musk's Company With Elon Musk's Other Company, Then Recuses Himself Because He Can't Be Trusted Around Himself

Elon Musk Proposes Merging Elon Musk's Company With Elon...

Jake Morrison
Oct 21, 2026
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10
Humanity Hires Artificial Intelligence to Make Its Smart TVs Stupid Again, and the TVs Have Never Looked Happier

Humanity Hires Artificial Intelligence to Make Its Smart...

Jake Morrison
Oct 20, 2026
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Philadelphia Police Arrest a 78-Year-Old Retired Professor So a Robot Could Finish Its Delivery

Philadelphia Police Arrest a 78-Year-Old Retired Professor...

Emily Carter
Oct 19, 2026
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Anthropic's AI Agents Now Outwork Its Humans Six to One, Mostly by Waiting for Them to Reply

Anthropic's AI Agents Now Outwork Its Humans Six to One,...

Codemancm
Oct 17, 2026
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Italy Shuts Half Its Sky After Air Traffic Control Asks If Anyone Else's Internet Is Down

Italy Shuts Half Its Sky After Air Traffic Control Asks...

Codemancm
Oct 16, 2026
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Tesla Finally Unveils the Roadster That Was Due in 2020, Assuming the Wind Agrees This Time

Tesla Finally Unveils the Roadster That Was Due in 2020,...

Codemancm
Oct 15, 2026
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Xbox Founds a Laboratory to Study the Strange New Phenomenon of People Doing Things to Its Games Without Asking

Xbox Founds a Laboratory to Study the Strange New Phenomenon...

Codemancm
Oct 14, 2026
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Science

Scientists Confirm Spiders Dream, Answering the Question Nobody Who Wanted to Sleep Tonight Asked

Scientists Confirm Spiders Dream, Answering the Ques...

Emily Carter
Oct 27, 2026
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Robot Dog Solves Giant Rubik's Cube With Its Feet, Immediately Becomes the Most Accomplished Thing in Every Office Break Room

Robot Dog Solves Giant Rubik's Cube With Its Feet, I...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 26, 2026
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Scientists Make One Antimatter Particle "Sit There and Behave" for Months, and Every Parent in America Wants the Magnet

Scientists Make One Antimatter Particle "Sit There a...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 25, 2026
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Scientists Discover Tiny Snakes That Roll Four Times Faster Than They Slither, Instantly Making Every Other Snake Look Like It Took the Stairs

Scientists Discover Tiny Snakes That Roll Four Times...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 24, 2026
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Cassowary Couple Ends Adelaide Zoo's 34-Year Drought on the First Date, Lays a Neon-Green Egg and Hands Dad 50 Days of Unpaid Paternity Leave

Cassowary Couple Ends Adelaide Zoo's 34-Year Drought...

Emily Carter
Oct 23, 2026
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Crows Now Make Decisions Twice as Fast as Humans, Which Explains Why No Crow Has Ever Spent 40 Minutes Choosing Something to Watch

Crows Now Make Decisions Twice as Fast as Humans, Wh...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 23, 2026
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Scientists Finally Map the Part of Your Brain That Decides How Bad Monday Feels, and It Turns Out It Has Been Editing the Story All Along

Scientists Finally Map the Part of Your Brain That D...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 22, 2026
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Over 1,000 Mathematicians Go Vegan on Artificial Intelligence, Promising Proofs That Are Free-Range, Hand-Raised and Only Six Years Late

Over 1,000 Mathematicians Go Vegan on Artificial Int...

Emily Carter
Oct 21, 2026
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Health

Study Finds Fast Walkers Live Longer, Confirming the Grim Reaper Mostly Catches People Who Stop to Read Restaurant Menus

Study Finds Fast Walkers Live Longer, Confirming the...

Emily Carter
Oct 27, 2026
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A JAMA Network Open study of more than 4,000 British civil servants found tha...

Scientists Identify Mushroom That Makes You See Hundreds of Tiny Clowns, and the Only Known Antidote Is a 15-Minute Kitchen Timer

Scientists Identify Mushroom That Makes You See Hund...

Emily Carter
Oct 26, 2026
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University of Utah researchers have identified Lanmaoa asiatica as the mushro...

"Herbal" Pill From a Company Called Tonight We Ride Recalled for Containing Viagra, Cialis and an Antidepressant, Ending Nine Years of Suspiciously Great Reviews

"Herbal" Pill From a Company Called Tonight We Ride ...

Jake Morrison
Oct 25, 2026
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Tonight We Ride, LLC is recalling every lot of its Ultimate Forza Male Supple...

Study Finds One Extra Year of School Protects Your Brain Fifty Years Later, Finally Answering "When Will I Ever Use This?"

Study Finds One Extra Year of School Protects Your Brain...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 24, 2026
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Microsoft's AI Beats Doctors at Diagnosis by Inventing a Panel of Imaginary Doctors, Which Is Also How Most Hospitals Already Feel

Microsoft's AI Beats Doctors at Diagnosis by Inventing...

Emily Carter
Oct 23, 2026
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Beauty Giants Discover Ozempic Ate Your Face, Announce They Would Be Delighted to Sell It Back to You

Beauty Giants Discover Ozempic Ate Your Face, Announce...

Jake Morrison
Oct 22, 2026
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Science Finally Defeats Baldness One Square Centimeter at a Time, and the Company's Stock Ticker Is Literally MANE

Science Finally Defeats Baldness One Square Centimeter...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 20, 2026
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Blackpool Man's Leg Becomes a Watermelon After Britain's Deadliest Spider Treats His Mother's Loft Like a Timeshare

Blackpool Man's Leg Becomes a Watermelon After Britain's...

Jake Morrison
Oct 19, 2026
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Science Finally Rules on Grandpa's Recliner: The Only Safe Nap Is One You Meant to Take

Science Finally Rules on Grandpa's Recliner: The Only Safe...

Codemancm
Oct 18, 2026
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America Finally Gets Europe's 25-Year-Old Sunscreen, Rushed to Shelves Just in Time for October

America Finally Gets Europe's 25-Year-Old Sunscreen, Rushed...

Codemancm
Oct 16, 2026
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Startup Ships Mini Human Intestines by Mail, Because Mice Were Getting Too Much Credit for Our Digestion

Startup Ships Mini Human Intestines by Mail, Because Mice...

Codemancm
Oct 15, 2026
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Scientists Confirm That the Healthy Version of the Unhealthy Thing Is Still Unhealthy, Just With Better Marketing

Scientists Confirm That the Healthy Version of the Unhealthy...

Codemancm
Oct 12, 2026
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Entertainment

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Jay-Z Searches the Entire Planet for the Perfect Super Bowl Halftime Act, Finds Him in the Mirror
Entertainment

Jay-Z Searches the Entire Planet for the Perfect Super Bowl...

Jake Morrison
Oct 27, 2026
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Trump Writes His Longest Post Ever, 1,300 Words, to Explain He Never Took Bill Maher Personally
Entertainment

Trump Writes His Longest Post Ever, 1,300 Words, to Explain...

Emily Carter
Oct 26, 2026
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Laika's "Wildwood" Is So Long and Handmade That One Effects Supervisor's Daughter Went From Elementary School to Dating Before the Movie Finished
Entertainment

Laika's "Wildwood" Is So Long and Handmade That One ...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 26, 2026
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Elvis Has Left the Building and Entered the Training Data: Estate Sues Anthropic for $41 Million Over 274 Songs
Entertainment

Elvis Has Left the Building and Entered the Training...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 25, 2026
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Sports

Arsenal Survive a Drone Attack at Highbury, Then Get Shot Down Anyway by a Fishing Town That Never Practised Penalties

Arsenal Survive a Drone Attack at Highbury, Then Get...

Jake Morrison
Oct 28, 2026
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Arsenal survived a drone over Highbury but not Fleetwood Town, a League Two s...

Milwaukee Bucks Win One Game All Season, Immediately Start Talking Trash to an Entire State

Milwaukee Bucks Win One Game All Season, Immediately...

Emily Carter
Oct 27, 2026
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The Milwaukee Bucks won their first game of the season, then used their shiny...

LeBron James Solves Sixers' Rebounding Crisis With a Two-Step Plan: The Ball Goes Up, Then You Grab It

LeBron James Solves Sixers' Rebounding Crisis With a...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 26, 2026
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After Detroit outrebounded Philadelphia 54-37, LeBron James explained rebound...

Vikings Cornerback Arrives at Work Wearing Two Trick-or-Treat Buckets, Asks a Nation to Smell His Cleats

Vikings Cornerback Arrives at Work Wearing Two Trick...

Jake Morrison
Oct 25, 2026
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Minnesota Vikings cornerback Isaiah Rodgers warmed up for Sunday's game again...

NC State Fires Its Winningest Coach Ever for Losing to Stanford, Will Pay Him $10 Million to Stop Winning Slightly Less

NC State Fires Its Winningest Coach Ever for Losing ...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 25, 2026
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NC State fired Dave Doeren, the winningest coach in program history, less tha...

Brewers Win World Series Game 1 Twice, Once for the Fans and Once for the Replay Booth

Brewers Win World Series Game 1 Twice, Once for the ...

Jake Morrison
Oct 24, 2026
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The Milwaukee Brewers beat the Tampa Bay Rays 3-2 in Game 1 of the World Seri...

Horoscopes

Your Horoscope: An SUV Entered a Patio, the Internet Entered Denial, and a Banana Was the Only Adult in Orlando

Your Horoscope: An SUV Entered a Patio, the Internet...

Jake Morrison
Oct 26, 2026
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Horoscope: Aries Rules Madrid as 1,410 Sheep and Goats Detour Around a Housing Protest and Still Pay Rent in Medieval Coins

Horoscope: Aries Rules Madrid as 1,410 Sheep and Goats...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 25, 2026
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Daily Horoscope: Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt Marry Today After Paying "Fair Market Value" for the Rehearsal, and the Stars Would Like to See the Receipt Too

Daily Horoscope: Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt...

Emily Carter
Oct 24, 2026
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Daily Horoscope: Escaped Tennessee Kangaroo Is Spotted 15 Miles Away, Found on His Own Street, and the Stars Call It a Journey of Self-Discovery

Daily Horoscope: Escaped Tennessee Kangaroo Is Spotted...

Jake Morrison
Oct 24, 2026
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Daily Horoscope: Amazon Renames Kindle Unlimited "Kindle+," and the Stars Confirm Infinity Has Been Downgraded

Daily Horoscope: Amazon Renames Kindle Unlimited "Kindle+,"...

Jake Morrison
Oct 23, 2026
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Daily Horoscope: Robert Pattinson Was Bribed Into a Movie With 200 Cans of Zyn, and the Stars Say Your Price Is Even Lower

Daily Horoscope: Robert Pattinson Was Bribed Into a Movie...

Emily Carter
Oct 22, 2026
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Daily Horoscope: Kim Jong Un Answers Death Rumors by Inspecting 170,000 Pairs of Shoes, Proving He Still Has a Leg to Stand On

Daily Horoscope: Kim Jong Un Answers Death Rumors by Inspecting...

Tyler Brooks
Oct 20, 2026
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Weekend Horoscope: Mercury Suggests You "Reconsider," Which Is How the White House Fires People Now

Weekend Horoscope: Mercury Suggests You "Reconsider," Which...

Codemancm
Oct 18, 2026
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Weekend Horoscope: The White House Drops Lo-Fi Beats, and All 12 Signs Are Told to Relax While the Trillions Load

Weekend Horoscope: The White House Drops Lo-Fi Beats, and...

Codemancm
Oct 16, 2026
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The Stars Have Spoken: Everyone Is Slightly Irritated and Should Probably Just Text Their Ex Back

The Stars Have Spoken: Everyone Is Slightly Irritated and...

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