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Horoscope: Aries Rules Madrid as 1,410 Sheep and Goats Detour Around a Housing Protest and Still Pay Rent in Medieval Coins

Horoscope: Aries Rules Madrid as 1,410 Sheep and Goa...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 25, 2026

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Madrid's 33rd Transhumance Festival sent 1,250 sheep, 100 lambs and 160 goats...

Daily Horoscope: Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt Marry Today After Paying "Fair Market Value" for the Rehearsal, and the Stars Would Like to See the Receipt Too

Daily Horoscope: Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt M...

Emily Carter

Oct 24, 2026

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Fox News hosts Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt marry on Saturday, a day aft...

Daily Horoscope: Escaped Tennessee Kangaroo Is Spotted 15 Miles Away, Found on His Own Street, and the Stars Call It a Journey of Self-Discovery

Daily Horoscope: Escaped Tennessee Kangaroo Is Spott...

Jake Morrison

Oct 24, 2026

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Ollie, a one-year-old pet kangaroo who escaped his pen in Mount Pleasant, Ten...

Daily Horoscope: Amazon Renames Kindle Unlimited "Kindle+," and the Stars Confirm Infinity Has Been Downgraded

Daily Horoscope: Amazon Renames Kindle Unlimited "Ki...

Jake Morrison

Oct 23, 2026

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Amazon renamed Kindle Unlimited to Kindle+ on Thursday, keeping the $11.99 pr...

Daily Horoscope: Robert Pattinson Was Bribed Into a Movie With 200 Cans of Zyn, and the Stars Say Your Price Is Even Lower

Daily Horoscope: Robert Pattinson Was Bribed Into a ...

Emily Carter

Oct 22, 2026

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Director Lance Oppenheim says he got Robert Pattinson to star in A24's "Prime...

Daily Horoscope: Kim Jong Un Answers Death Rumors by Inspecting 170,000 Pairs of Shoes, Proving He Still Has a Leg to Stand On

Daily Horoscope: Kim Jong Un Answers Death Rumors by...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 20, 2026

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After a weekend of viral, unverified claims that he had suffered a brain haem...

Weekend Horoscope: Mercury Suggests You "Reconsider," Which Is How the White House Fires People Now

Weekend Horoscope: Mercury Suggests You "Reconsider,...

Codemancm

Oct 18, 2026

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Katie Zacharia lasted five days as White House press secretary, the shortest ...

Weekend Horoscope: The White House Drops Lo-Fi Beats, and All 12 Signs Are Told to Relax While the Trillions Load

Weekend Horoscope: The White House Drops Lo-Fi Beats...

Codemancm

Oct 16, 2026

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The White House launched a livestream called "Lo-Fi Beats to Build America's ...

The Stars Have Spoken: Everyone Is Slightly Irritated and Should Probably Just Text Their Ex Back

The Stars Have Spoken: Everyone Is Slightly Irritate...

Codemancm

Oct 12, 2026

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Monday 12 October 2026 finds the Moon in Scorpio, the Sun still loitering in ...

Today’s Horoscopes: Four Planets Are Retrograde, the Moon Is Void After Dinner, and Your Ex Is Still Not the Lesson

Today’s Horoscopes: Four Planets Are Retrograde, the...

Codemancm

Sep 29, 2026

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Tuesday, September 29, 2026. Sun in Libra, Moon still stuffed in Taurus like ...

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