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Trump Adds Jawlines to the Republican Platform, Promises America a Congress That Photographs Well

Trump Adds Jawlines to the Republican Platform, Prom...

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Oct 18, 2026

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President Trump's midterm pitch has a new plank: his candidates are handsome....

Science Finally Rules on Grandpa's Recliner: The Only Safe Nap Is One You Meant to Take

Science Finally Rules on Grandpa's Recliner: The Onl...

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Oct 18, 2026

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A Johns Hopkins study that followed 995 older Americans for up to ten years f...

Weekend Horoscope: Mercury Suggests You "Reconsider," Which Is How the White House Fires People Now

Weekend Horoscope: Mercury Suggests You "Reconsider,...

Codemancm

Oct 18, 2026

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Katie Zacharia lasted five days as White House press secretary, the shortest ...

SoftBank Weighs an $18 Billion Bid for America's Biggest Security Company, Mostly to Find Out How Many Guards a Robot Can Replace

SoftBank Weighs an $18 Billion Bid for America's Big...

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Oct 17, 2026

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SoftBank is weighing an acquisition of Allied Universal, the largest security...

Anthropic's AI Agents Now Outwork Its Humans Six to One, Mostly by Waiting for Them to Reply

Anthropic's AI Agents Now Outwork Its Humans Six to ...

Codemancm

Oct 17, 2026

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Anthropic's own report says employee-directed AI agents logged six hours for ...

Miley Cyrus Ends Four-Year Concert Drought, Walks 200 Feet, Announces Fans Will Do the Driving From Now On

Miley Cyrus Ends Four-Year Concert Drought, Walks 20...

Codemancm

Oct 17, 2026

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Miley Cyrus played her first full public concert in four years at the Hollywo...

Diddy Transferred to Pennsylvania Prison, Leaving Fort Dix's Bed-Making Economy in Ruins

Diddy Transferred to Pennsylvania Prison, Leaving Fo...

Codemancm

Oct 17, 2026

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Sean "Diddy" Combs was moved on Friday from FCI Fort Dix in New Jersey to FCI...

Penn Loses to Columbia Because Someone on the Sideline Yelled Something, Which Is How Every Ivy League Group Project Ends

Penn Loses to Columbia Because Someone on the Sideli...

Codemancm

Oct 17, 2026

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Penn blew a 24-7 lead and lost 28-27 to Columbia in the early hours of Saturd...

Fall Arrives in America All at Once, Like a Bill: Freeze Warnings, 20-Foot Waves and Floridians in Fleece

Fall Arrives in America All at Once, Like a Bill: Fr...

Codemancm

Oct 17, 2026

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A strong cold front pushed freeze warnings from Kansas to Maryland, 20-foot w...

Astronomers Find the First Green Star, a Dead Sun That Got Its Color the Way Everyone Does: By Eating the Neighbors

Astronomers Find the First Green Star, a Dead Sun Th...

Codemancm

Oct 17, 2026

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University of Warwick astronomers say WD J1330+6435, a white dwarf 280 light-...

Alaska's Bears Learn the Oldest Rule in American Politics: There Is No Such Thing as a Free Doughnut

Alaska's Bears Learn the Oldest Rule in American Pol...

Codemancm

Oct 17, 2026

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The National Park Service finalized a rule letting sport hunters bait bears w...

Africa Passes Europe in Catholics, and Europe Responds the Way It Responds to Everything: With a Beautiful Empty Building

Africa Passes Europe in Catholics, and Europe Respon...

Codemancm

Oct 17, 2026

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The Vatican's latest Church statistics show Africa now has 288.3 million Cath...

America Finally Gets Europe's 25-Year-Old Sunscreen, Rushed to Shelves Just in Time for October

America Finally Gets Europe's 25-Year-Old Sunscreen,...

Codemancm

Oct 16, 2026

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For the first time since 1999, Americans can buy a new sunscreen ingredient, ...

Weekend Horoscope: The White House Drops Lo-Fi Beats, and All 12 Signs Are Told to Relax While the Trillions Load

Weekend Horoscope: The White House Drops Lo-Fi Beats...

Codemancm

Oct 16, 2026

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The White House launched a livestream called "Lo-Fi Beats to Build America's ...

Britain Pays Nearly £50 Million in One Day to Stop Wind Farms From Working and Start Gas Plants Instead

Britain Pays Nearly £50 Million in One Day to Stop W...

Codemancm

Oct 16, 2026

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Great Britain's grid operator spent £47.9m in a single Wednesday turning Scot...

Italy Shuts Half Its Sky After Air Traffic Control Asks If Anyone Else's Internet Is Down

Italy Shuts Half Its Sky After Air Traffic Control A...

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Oct 16, 2026

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Italy's air traffic control data network suffered overnight faults on Friday,...

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