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Science Finally Defeats Baldness One Square Centimeter at a Time, and the Company's Stock Ticker Is Literally MANE

Science Finally Defeats Baldness One Square Centimet...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 20, 2026

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Veradermics, which trades on the NYSE as MANE, says its once-daily pill VDPHL...

Mild-Mannered John Swinney Accused of Becoming Idi Amin Over Bus Timetables, as Downing Street Declares War on Your Phone Speaker

Mild-Mannered John Swinney Accused of Becoming Idi A...

Emily Carter

Oct 20, 2026

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Scotland's First Minister John Swinney plans to bring buses under public cont...

Humanity Hires Artificial Intelligence to Make Its Smart TVs Stupid Again, and the TVs Have Never Looked Happier

Humanity Hires Artificial Intelligence to Make Its S...

Jake Morrison

Oct 20, 2026

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Fed up with sponsored ads, tracking and laggy menus, people are handing Claud...

Daily Horoscope: Kim Jong Un Answers Death Rumors by Inspecting 170,000 Pairs of Shoes, Proving He Still Has a Leg to Stand On

Daily Horoscope: Kim Jong Un Answers Death Rumors by...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 20, 2026

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After a weekend of viral, unverified claims that he had suffered a brain haem...

Airplane Punches a Hole in the Sky Over Texas, and the Sky, Being Texan, Declines to Press Charges

Airplane Punches a Hole in the Sky Over Texas, and t...

Emily Carter

Oct 20, 2026

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A giant circle opened in the clouds over Central Texas on Saturday, and a sim...

Two Men Steal a Cardboard Policeman From a Russian Supermarket, and the Real Police Catch Them Within a Day Out of Professional Pride

Two Men Steal a Cardboard Policeman From a Russian S...

Jake Morrison

Oct 19, 2026

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Two young men in Tambov, Russia, walked into a 24-hour hypermarket at night a...

Kylie Jenner Wears a $50 Million Bra Made of No Fabric, Finally Giving Victoria's Secret a Product Nobody Can Afford to Return

Kylie Jenner Wears a $50 Million Bra Made of No Fabr...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 19, 2026

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Kylie Jenner walked Victoria's Secret's first Los Angeles show in a $50 milli...

Giant Phantom Jellyfish Filmed With a 19-Fish Entourage, Becoming the First Celebrity With No Brain, No Sting and No Publicist

Giant Phantom Jellyfish Filmed With a 19-Fish Entour...

Emily Carter

Oct 19, 2026

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A Schmidt Ocean Institute robot filmed a 6-meter giant phantom jellyfish 250 ...

Blackpool Man's Leg Becomes a Watermelon After Britain's Deadliest Spider Treats His Mother's Loft Like a Timeshare

Blackpool Man's Leg Becomes a Watermelon After Brita...

Jake Morrison

Oct 19, 2026

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Glenn Priestley, 73, spent 18 days in hospital after a noble false widow bit ...

Jim Nantz Punches a Football as Hard as He Can, Football Wins by Unanimous Decision

Jim Nantz Punches a Football as Hard as He Can, Foot...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 19, 2026

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CBS legend Jim Nantz, 67, threw a full-force "Peanut Punch" at a football J.J...

Amelia Earhart Expedition Sails Five Days, Spends $900,000 and Successfully Identifies a Tree

Amelia Earhart Expedition Sails Five Days, Spends $9...

Emily Carter

Oct 19, 2026

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A Purdue-backed expedition to Nikumaroro in Kiribati says the Taraia Object, ...

Alberta Holds a Referendum on Whether to Hold a Referendum, Prints 45 Million Ballots in Case the Answer Is Yes

Alberta Holds a Referendum on Whether to Hold a Refe...

Jake Morrison

Oct 19, 2026

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Albertans vote Monday on 10 separate colour-coded ballots, the last asking wh...

Swedish Private Equity Pays A$9.3 Billion for Australia's Garbage, Then Spells the Company's Name Wrong

Swedish Private Equity Pays A$9.3 Billion for Austra...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 19, 2026

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Cleanaway Waste Management agreed to be bought by Swedish private equity grou...

Philadelphia Police Arrest a 78-Year-Old Retired Professor So a Robot Could Finish Its Delivery

Philadelphia Police Arrest a 78-Year-Old Retired Pro...

Emily Carter

Oct 19, 2026

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Retired Penn professor Carolyn Marvin, 78, was arrested and charged with diso...

Ibiza Referee Drops Ball on Flooded Pitch to See If It Bounces; Ball Floats Off, Match Declared a Lake

Ibiza Referee Drops Ball on Flooded Pitch to See If ...

Jake Morrison

Oct 18, 2026

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A Spanish fourth-tier match between Peña Deportiva and UCAM Murcia in Ibiza w...

Dancing With the Stars Suspends Val Chmerkovskiy for a Slap Joke, Making the Ballroom Tougher on Slaps Than the Oscars Were on the Actual Slap

Dancing With the Stars Suspends Val Chmerkovskiy for...

Codemancm

Oct 18, 2026

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Dancing with the Stars has suspended pro Val Chmerkovskiy for one week after ...

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