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Mattel Immortalizes Celine Dion in Plastic So Her Heart Can Go On Sitting Down

Mattel Immortalizes Celine Dion in Plastic So Her He...

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Oct 14, 2026

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Mattel Creations released a $60 Barbie Signature doll of Celine Dion modeled ...

U.S. Ambassador Warns Canada to Keep Its Nose Out of American Elections, Reassures It the Invasion Plans Are Filed Right Next to Mars

U.S. Ambassador Warns Canada to Keep Its Nose Out of...

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Oct 14, 2026

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U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra says American officials are "closely ...

Mark Zuckerberg Buys a €51 Million Irish Castle, Then Sips Guinness Like It Asked for His Password

Mark Zuckerberg Buys a €51 Million Irish Castle, The...

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Oct 14, 2026

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Mark Zuckerberg's tentative sip of Guinness on John Collison's Cheeky Pint po...

London Museum Finds a Man-Eating Dinosaur in a Drawer, Where It Had Been Waiting Since 1924 Like Everybody's Spare Keys

London Museum Finds a Man-Eating Dinosaur in a Drawe...

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Oct 14, 2026

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A partial skull that sat in a Natural History Museum drawer since 1924 has be...

North Carolina Weather Assigns an Inflatable Pumpkin Its Own Escape Route, and an Uber Driver Becomes Seasonal Infrastructure

North Carolina Weather Assigns an Inflatable Pumpkin...

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Oct 14, 2026

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Strong winds from the remnants of Hurricane Isaias freed a giant inflatable p...

Texas Man Buys an Estate-Sale Box and Discovers the Previous Owner Had Been Saving the War for Later

Texas Man Buys an Estate-Sale Box and Discovers the ...

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Oct 14, 2026

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An Austin buyer unpacking estate-sale boxes found six live World War II–era g...

Bumble Sells Itself for $1.3 Billion, Finally Finding Someone Willing to Commit

Bumble Sells Itself for $1.3 Billion, Finally Findin...

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Oct 14, 2026

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Dating app Bumble agreed to be taken private by Ithaca Holdings for $1.3 bill...

Xbox Founds a Laboratory to Study the Strange New Phenomenon of People Doing Things to Its Games Without Asking

Xbox Founds a Laboratory to Study the Strange New Ph...

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Oct 14, 2026

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Microsoft has created Xbox Labs, a small team that will watch modders use AI ...

Saints Owner Gayle Benson Declares 1-4 "Not Acceptable" at a Luncheon, the Only Room in New Orleans Where the Saints Could Not Lose Tuesday

Saints Owner Gayle Benson Declares 1-4 "Not Acceptab...

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Oct 13, 2026

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New Orleans Saints owner Gayle Benson told the Greater New Orleans Quarterbac...

October Has Officially Filed a Complaint: Near-Record Heat, Sudden Plunges, and Thunderstorms That Refuse to Check the Calendar

October Has Officially Filed a Complaint: Near-Recor...

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Oct 13, 2026

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On 13 October 2026, parts of the United States are flirting with near-record ...

The Stars Have Spoken: Everyone Is Slightly Irritated and Should Probably Just Text Their Ex Back

The Stars Have Spoken: Everyone Is Slightly Irritate...

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Oct 12, 2026

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Monday 12 October 2026 finds the Moon in Scorpio, the Sun still loitering in ...

Scientists Confirm That the Healthy Version of the Unhealthy Thing Is Still Unhealthy, Just With Better Marketing

Scientists Confirm That the Healthy Version of the U...

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Oct 12, 2026

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A 12 October 2026 study found that ultra-processed meals still mess with insu...

World’s Timekeepers Vote to Cancel the Leap Second, Because One Extra Second Was Apparently Too Much Democracy

World’s Timekeepers Vote to Cancel the Leap Second, ...

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Oct 12, 2026

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On 12 October 2026, ABC News reported that the world’s timekeepers will vote ...

SpaceX Buys Spectrum, Telecom Stocks Stage a Group Faint, and Ground-Based Phone Companies Suddenly Discover Gravity

SpaceX Buys Spectrum, Telecom Stocks Stage a Group F...

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Oct 10, 2026

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On 9–10 October 2026, SpaceX acquired a nationwide low-band spectrum portfoli...

Singapore F1 Sprint: Rain, Software Bugs, Crashes, and Verstappen Winning Anyway Like It’s a Personality Trait

Singapore F1 Sprint: Rain, Software Bugs, Crashes, a...

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Oct 10, 2026

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On 10 October 2026, Max Verstappen won Formula 1’s rain-delayed Singapore spr...

Navi Pillay Wins Nobel Peace Prize and Immediately Asks If It’s April Fools’, Which Is the Most Honest Acceptance Speech in Years

Navi Pillay Wins Nobel Peace Prize and Immediately A...

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Oct 09, 2026

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On 9 October 2026 the Norwegian Nobel Committee awarded the Peace Prize to So...

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