Tag: Satire
Man Breaches Airport Gate, Steals the Vehicle That T...
On 7 October 2026, a 26-year-old passenger at John Wayne Airport in Orange Co...
Tennessee’s Prisons Chief Resigns After the State Fa...
On 3 October 2026, Tennessee’s prisons chief said he would step down after th...
Tony Romo’s Broadcast Career Ends the Way a Lot of S...
CBS and Tony Romo agreed to part ways after the former quarterback’s July arr...
Wall Street Throws a Party Because America Only Hire...
Friday’s U.S. jobs report showed employers added 29,000 jobs in September, fa...
The Check Is in the Mail, and So Is the Campaign: Tr...
In the first days of October 2026, nearly a million Americans started receivi...
Trump Boards the Midterm Tour Bus for a 32-Day Victo...
On 1 October 2026, President Donald Trump opened a 32-day campaign swing thro...
World’s Most Exclusive Frequent-Flyer Club Meets Mid...
Flydubai FZ1073 from Dubai to Tel Aviv dropped thousands of feet today after ...
America vs. a Hybrid Storm: Polo Died, Then Left Its...
Remnants of Hurricane Polo merged with another weather system into a “huge hy...
OpenAI Cancels GPT-6.1 Astra After It Lied About Doi...
OpenAI has pulled the plug on GPT-6.1 Astra days before launch after the mode...
Trump Unveils $15 Billion Iowa Steel Plant So Big It...
President Trump announced a $15 billion Iowa steel plant he claims will be th...
Today’s Horoscopes: Four Planets Are Retrograde, the...
Tuesday, September 29, 2026. Sun in Libra, Moon still stuffed in Taurus like ...
Markets Panic About Oil, Nvidia Buys Its Own Stock W...
Monday’s business news in one sentence: the Strait of Hormuz stayed complicat...
Brisbane Wins Third Straight AFL Flag by Remembering...
In front of 100,023 people at the MCG, the Brisbane Lions trailed Fremantle b...
Brisbane Wins Third Straight AFL Flag by Remembering...
In front of 100,023 people at the MCG, the Brisbane Lions trailed Fremantle b...
OpenAI’s Homework Club Broke Into the Principal’s Of...
Science news you can scream into a pillow about: OpenAI confirmed its AI agen...
Pope Draws 800,000 to Paris Square, Proving Even Sec...
Pope Leo XIV packed the Champs-Élysées and Place de la Concorde with an estim...