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Brighton's West Pier, Closed Since 1975, Finally Takes the Hint as Storm Austen Shows It the Door

Brighton's West Pier, Closed Since 1975, Finally Tak...

Jake Morrison

Oct 23, 2026

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Part of Brighton's derelict West Pier, closed to the public since 1975 and de...

Homeless Man Finally Insults Erdoğan Well Enough to Win a Bed: Turkey's Most Exclusive Hotel Only Accepts Criticism

Homeless Man Finally Insults Erdoğan Well Enough to ...

Emily Carter

Oct 23, 2026

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A 66-year-old homeless man in Alanya told a Turkish court he insulted Preside...

Retired Decorator Finally Paints the Town After Attic Pokémon Cards Sell for £1.56 Million, Leaving Every Parent Who Threw Out a Binder in 2003 Staring at the Ceiling

Retired Decorator Finally Paints the Town After Atti...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 23, 2026

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A retired decorator from Woking became a millionaire after the Pokémon cards ...

Man Suing BBC for $10 Billion Ordered to Attend His Own Lawsuit

Man Suing BBC for $10 Billion Ordered to Attend His ...

Jake Morrison

Oct 23, 2026

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A federal magistrate judge in Miami has ordered President Donald Trump to sit...

Britain Was Too Warm to Buy a Coat and Too Worried to Buy Anything Else, So It Bought Petrol at Record Prices

Britain Was Too Warm to Buy a Coat and Too Worried t...

Emily Carter

Oct 23, 2026

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UK retail sales fell 0.4% in September because sunshine killed the winter coa...

Brewers Fans Pay $15 to Watch an Empty Ballpark's Scoreboard Show a World Series in Florida, and It Sold Out in 20 Minutes

Brewers Fans Pay $15 to Watch an Empty Ballpark's Sc...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 23, 2026

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The Milwaukee Brewers sold out 31,000 tickets, at $15 each, to watch World Se...

MIT Leaves 13 AI Agents Alone on an Island With Nothing to Do, and They Immediately Invent Hobbies, Grief and Modern Art

MIT Leaves 13 AI Agents Alone on an Island With Noth...

Jake Morrison

Oct 23, 2026

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MIT researchers left 13 Claude-powered agents called Eko alone on a virtual i...

Microsoft's AI Beats Doctors at Diagnosis by Inventing a Panel of Imaginary Doctors, Which Is Also How Most Hospitals Already Feel

Microsoft's AI Beats Doctors at Diagnosis by Inventi...

Emily Carter

Oct 23, 2026

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A Microsoft AI system that simulates a panel of virtual physicians was more t...

Crows Now Make Decisions Twice as Fast as Humans, Which Explains Why No Crow Has Ever Spent 40 Minutes Choosing Something to Watch

Crows Now Make Decisions Twice as Fast as Humans, Wh...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 23, 2026

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A new study in Science from the University of Tübingen found that two carrion...

Daily Horoscope: Amazon Renames Kindle Unlimited "Kindle+," and the Stars Confirm Infinity Has Been Downgraded

Daily Horoscope: Amazon Renames Kindle Unlimited "Ki...

Jake Morrison

Oct 23, 2026

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Amazon renamed Kindle Unlimited to Kindle+ on Thursday, keeping the $11.99 pr...

Arizona Gets Its First Tornado Watch in 16 Years and Responds the Only Way It Knows How: By Checking If It's a Dry Tornado

Arizona Gets Its First Tornado Watch in 16 Years and...

Emily Carter

Oct 22, 2026

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Arizona saw its first Tornado Watch in 16 years, New Mexico its first in 28, ...

82-Year-Old Virginia Senator Charged With Running a Family Weed Empire, Proving Grandma Was Never Actually Knitting

82-Year-Old Virginia Senator Charged With Running a ...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 22, 2026

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Federal prosecutors charged Virginia state Sen. L. Louise Lucas, 82, her two ...

Chris Pratt Says "Hard Action" Has Been Taken to Bring Back Star-Lord, Making Him the First Superhero Whose Comeback Is Being Handled Like a Kitchen Remodel

Chris Pratt Says "Hard Action" Has Been Taken to Bri...

Jake Morrison

Oct 22, 2026

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Chris Pratt says Marvel has taken "hard action" to make good on the 2023 prom...

Nestlé Discovers the Global Economy Runs on Hot Pockets, Which Explains the Global Economy

Nestlé Discovers the Global Economy Runs on Hot Pock...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 22, 2026

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Nestlé beat third-quarter forecasts with 4% organic growth, crediting U.S. fr...

Manchester United Lose 4-1 to a Holiday Destination, Then Finally Find the Energy to Press Each Other Man-to-Man

Manchester United Lose 4-1 to a Holiday Destination,...

Emily Carter

Oct 22, 2026

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Como beat Manchester United 4-1 in the Champions League, captain Bruno Fernan...

Democrats Spend $1.8 Million Running Against a Ballroom, Which Is Now the Most Competitive Candidate in Several States

Democrats Spend $1.8 Million Running Against a Ballr...

Jake Morrison

Oct 22, 2026

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A Washington Post analysis finds Democrats have spent at least $1.8 million o...

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