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NC State Fires Its Winningest Coach Ever for Losing to Stanford, Will Pay Him $10 Million to Stop Winning Slightly Less

NC State Fires Its Winningest Coach Ever for Losing ...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 25, 2026

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NC State fired Dave Doeren, the winningest coach in program history, less tha...

"Herbal" Pill From a Company Called Tonight We Ride Recalled for Containing Viagra, Cialis and an Antidepressant, Ending Nine Years of Suspiciously Great Reviews

"Herbal" Pill From a Company Called Tonight We Ride ...

Jake Morrison

Oct 25, 2026

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Tonight We Ride, LLC is recalling every lot of its Ultimate Forza Male Supple...

Daily Horoscope: Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt Marry Today After Paying "Fair Market Value" for the Rehearsal, and the Stars Would Like to See the Receipt Too

Daily Horoscope: Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt M...

Emily Carter

Oct 24, 2026

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Fox News hosts Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt marry on Saturday, a day aft...

Scientists Discover Tiny Snakes That Roll Four Times Faster Than They Slither, Instantly Making Every Other Snake Look Like It Took the Stairs

Scientists Discover Tiny Snakes That Roll Four Times...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 24, 2026

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A Current Biology study filmed dwarf reedsnakes in Borneo rolling like wheels...

Storm Boelo Arrives Barely a Day After Storm Austen, Because Britain's Weather Now Books Its Disasters Like Back-to-Back Dentist Appointments

Storm Boelo Arrives Barely a Day After Storm Austen,...

Jake Morrison

Oct 24, 2026

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Storm Boelo, the second named storm of the season, swept into the UK and Irel...

Albania's Prime Minister Keeps Putting Out Cushions for Dialogue, and Protesters Keep Returning Them as Smoke

Albania's Prime Minister Keeps Putting Out Cushions ...

Emily Carter

Oct 24, 2026

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Edi Rama placed cushions around a "dialogue table" outside his Tirana office ...

Next James Bond Must Pass Three Tests This Weekend: Stunts, Camera Presence and Not Being Jacob Elordi

Next James Bond Must Pass Three Tests This Weekend: ...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 24, 2026

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Final screen tests for the next James Bond are reportedly under way in London...

Devon Man Arrested After Reporting 650 Sheep Stolen, Police Find Them Standing in His Field Looking Mildly Inconvenienced

Devon Man Arrested After Reporting 650 Sheep Stolen,...

Jake Morrison

Oct 24, 2026

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City of London Police say a 24-year-old man in South Molton, Devon, was arres...

Instacart Puts Itself in the Cart, Asks Uber and DoorDash if They'd Like to Add a $12 Billion Item Before Checkout

Instacart Puts Itself in the Cart, Asks Uber and Doo...

Emily Carter

Oct 24, 2026

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Instacart is exploring a sale and has held preliminary talks with DoorDash an...

Justice Department Sues Alaska Because One Dan Sullivan Is Too Many and Two Is a Conspiracy

Justice Department Sues Alaska Because One Dan Sulli...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 24, 2026

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The Justice Department has sued Alaska to block certification of the Senate r...

Brewers Win World Series Game 1 Twice, Once for the Fans and Once for the Replay Booth

Brewers Win World Series Game 1 Twice, Once for the ...

Jake Morrison

Oct 24, 2026

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The Milwaukee Brewers beat the Tampa Bay Rays 3-2 in Game 1 of the World Seri...

Jensen Huang Tells a Robot Duck to "Pay Attention, Stay Focused," and 20,000 Adults Immediately Buy One to Disappoint Personally

Jensen Huang Tells a Robot Duck to "Pay Attention, S...

Emily Carter

Oct 24, 2026

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Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang shared the GTC Berlin stage with four $399 Microduck ...

Study Finds One Extra Year of School Protects Your Brain Fifty Years Later, Finally Answering "When Will I Ever Use This?"

Study Finds One Extra Year of School Protects Your B...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 24, 2026

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A new PNAS study funded by the NIH found that a 1972 British law forcing teen...

Daily Horoscope: Escaped Tennessee Kangaroo Is Spotted 15 Miles Away, Found on His Own Street, and the Stars Call It a Journey of Self-Discovery

Daily Horoscope: Escaped Tennessee Kangaroo Is Spott...

Jake Morrison

Oct 24, 2026

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Ollie, a one-year-old pet kangaroo who escaped his pen in Mount Pleasant, Ten...

Cassowary Couple Ends Adelaide Zoo's 34-Year Drought on the First Date, Lays a Neon-Green Egg and Hands Dad 50 Days of Unpaid Paternity Leave

Cassowary Couple Ends Adelaide Zoo's 34-Year Drought...

Emily Carter

Oct 23, 2026

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Adelaide Zoo's southern cassowaries Martina, 10, and Jeffrey, 13, produced th...

Peru Elects a Mayor Named Hitler Mussolini, Who Won by 25 Votes and Was Somehow the Left-Wing Candidate

Peru Elects a Mayor Named Hitler Mussolini, Who Won ...

Tyler Brooks

Oct 23, 2026

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A 45-year-old freight businessman named Hitler Mussolini Simeón Flores has wo...

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