Lifetime Cruise Ship Clarifies It Meant the Ship's Lifetime, Which Turns Out to Be Two Years and One Tank of Diesel
The MV Odyssey, a floating apartment block that sold suites "for the lifetime of the vessel," has parked its 3.5-year round-the-world voyage in Sihanoukville, Cambodia, after per-cabin fuel bills jumped from about $1,800 to as much as $8,000 a month, giving roughly 200 residents seven hours to pack their entire lives. This satirical world news dispatch reviews the property, the plumbing and the pitch.
The dream of living permanently at sea has run aground on the one thing the sea never promised: a fixed price for diesel.
Villa Vie Residences, the Florida company behind the MV Odyssey, has suspended the ship's round-the-world voyage in Sihanoukville, Cambodia, after monthly fuel costs per cabin rose from about $1,800 to as much as $8,000. That is not a surcharge. That is the ocean asking for a mortgage.
The Odyssey left Belfast in October 2024, after a four-month delay that residents now remember as the trailer. It promised 3.5 years, roughly 150 countries and "an unparalleled lifestyle of luxury and exploration." It has delivered on exploration. Residents are currently exploring the hotel listings of a port the BBC describes as a hub for casinos and scam centres, which, for anyone holding a lifetime suite, is at least a familiar business model.
Suites were sold "for the lifetime of the vessel," at up to $440,000, and buyers were told they could "secure their dream home starting at just $119,000." The vessel, to be fair, is alive and well. It is the lifetime that ran out of gas.
The eviction arrived the modern way: a post on the ship's message board shortly after 7 a.m. Monday announcing a "temporary lay up" and asking everyone to disembark by 2 p.m. Seven hours. People get longer to return a rental car, and the rental car does not contain their wedding photos.
The warning signs were, in fairness, nautical in their subtlety. In September, according to former renter Pamela Reckamp, a company official asked cabin owners to help raise $1 million to leave Ha Long Bay, Vietnam, warning: "If we don't get this money, we have about four days of the ship running. Then the lights will go off and the AC will go off." When your landlord starts a countdown, you are not a homeowner. You are a crowdfunding backer with a balcony.
The company has since floated an extra $500 a month while fuel stays expensive, on top of a surcharge, which is how a cruise becomes a timeshare and a timeshare becomes a tip jar. Residents balked. They had already bought the boat once; nobody wants to buy it again by the gallon.
"Passing the full increase on to residents is not a realistic solution," the company said, which is technically true, since the residents are now on the dock. It will spend 60 days on "restructuring and recapitalization," adding: "That work is ongoing, and no outcome is assured." Rarely has a press release sounded so much like a lifeboat drill.
Cambodian officials say the ship is due to refuel and leave on Saturday, presumably once someone finds a credit card with the limit of a small Gulf state. Whether the residents will be aboard has not been announced, making it the first part of this voyage left open-ended on purpose.
Resident Randy Cassingham, who blogs about residential cruising, titled his post "Abandon Ship!" and blamed a "cascade of problems." It is the only cascade the Odyssey got to see that was not on the itinerary, and the only one nobody had to pay a fuel surcharge for.
In July, founder Mikael Petterson said: "When we launched Odyssey, we set out to prove that residential cruising wasn't just possible — it was sustainable." The first half has been proven beyond doubt. The second half is docked in Cambodia, waiting for someone to pay for the gas. The ship still has its lifetime. The residents just have seven hours.
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